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Yale Cabaret / The Secretaries (29+30+31)


  • YALE CABARET THEATER 217 Park Street New Haven, CT, 06511 United States (map)
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Every 29 days at Cooney Lumber Mill, horror strikes. A lumberjack goes missing -- and one of the secretaries gets to slip a new plaid jacket over her cashmere sweater.The ladies love these jackets, because with all the girl hate, doctor-recommended Slim Fast diets, blood stains, cliques, catcalling, fat-shaming, slut-shaming, and come-ons by the office lesbian, the secretarial life can sure be a b*tch sometimes. In the end, maybe revving a chainsaw just isn't too far off from typing on a keyboard.